Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.