Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.
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God works in mysterious ways, they say… Or maybe He just really hates dirty dishes 🤔🍽️✨ Just remember, even small victories count as battles won! 😉 #DivineDishwashing

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