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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God:…

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God:…

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God works in mysterious ways, they say… Or maybe He just really hates dirty dishes 🤔🍽️✨ Just remember, even small victories count as battles won! 😉 #DivineDishwashing

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged battles, chores, dishwasher, empty, giving, God, humor, just, me, prayer, stop, struggle on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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