Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:God works in mysterious ways, they say… Or maybe He just really hates dirty dishes 🤔🍽️✨ Just remember, even small victories count as battles won! 😉 #DivineDishwashing Related Funny Posts 🤝 Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles. Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.” Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry. Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.” Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.