Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMe: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”. Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
