Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Me to alien: Don't worry, blending in is an art form I have *almost* perfected! 👽🕵️♂️ #MasterOfDisguise" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans. At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs. If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.
