Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMe to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs. Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.