Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
  • I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
  • Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
  • It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.
  • You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
  • When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.