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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.