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"Imagine being Beyoncé and having someone come up to you gushing about Goldmember instead of your iconic music career 🤯 Maybe she'll just respond with 'I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up' 😂🎤 #OopsIDidItAgain"

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

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