LIVERPOOL—In a groundbreaking decision, everyday folks across the globe celebrated the inaugural ‘Not Hot and Rich Day.’ ‘It’s just another day, but with a twist of embracing mediocrity,’ said local accountant Jane Brooks.

Participants gathered at community centers to exchange stories of unheard desires. ‘Today, I get to revel in not being a billionaire influencer,’ exclaimed Neil, who enjoys a 9-5 job.

Experts predict the holiday will join the ranks of Valentine’s Day for inspiring romantic, yet unrealistic, aspirations. Local man Tim noted, ‘The closest I’ll get to being hot and rich is standing next to a heater with Monopoly money.’