LIVERPOOL—Local man Peter Hughes was shocked this week when he discovered his hard-earned cash had developed a penchant for showmanship, often bidding adieu with a flourish. “Honestly, it’s like my wallet is just a stage for money’s farewell tour,” remarked Hughes while clutching his empty pockets.

As the phenomenon becomes an epidemic, economic experts say it’s causing panic among residents. “Every payday feels like a tragic Broadway performance of financial goodbyes,” commented economist Lisa Walton, who observed numerous banknotes elegantly waving as they exited wallets.

In response, local support groups have formed, offering solace to community members. “Join us in the ‘Gone with the Funds’ club meetings,” urged Elizabeth Brown, leader of Support for Cash-Bereaved. “Together, we’ll laugh, cry, and plot ways to get our money back in line—preferably without jazz hands.”