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Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Seen just now on Twitch:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Just shared via Messenger:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Shared recently on Discord:

Happy new fear!

Broadcasted on X:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Reported on Pinterest:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.
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Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Shared recently on Slack:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Spotted on Twitch:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Going viral on Instagram:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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