Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’
  • Blink if you want me!
  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
  • The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.
  • Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.
  • Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.