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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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