My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like I need a recharge by mid-afternoon, just like my phone battery! 🔋😂 Who knew our bodies and devices had so much in common?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining. At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%. Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!