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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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"Looks like I need a recharge by mid-afternoon, just like my phone battery! ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ˜‚ Who knew our bodies and devices had so much in common?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 4pm, battery, body, drained, energy, humor, phone, tired on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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