My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm. Commentary:"Looks like I need a recharge by mid-afternoon, just like my phone battery! ๐๐ Who knew our bodies and devices had so much in common?" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining. At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%. Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.