My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm. Funny Quotes September 10, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining. Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.