My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?