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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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