Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.
  • We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
  • Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
  • Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
  • Most insane people live outside of madhouses.
  • Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.