My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Commentary:
πŸΆπŸ’β€β™‚οΈ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! πŸšͺπŸ”” Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! πŸ˜‚ #SorryBuddyNotToday"