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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Commentary:
🐶💁‍♂️ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attention, dog, doorbell, humor, pet, pet humor, rings, self-centered, vain, whenever on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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