My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear? You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.
