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Ah, the blissful days of being bill-free! 😂💸 Who needs responsibilities when you can just enjoy being carefree and financially unconcerned like a kid again? #AdultingCanBeOverrated

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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2 months ago

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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