My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.