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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.