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  • I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.
  • I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.
  • Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.
  • If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.
  • It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.
  • “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.