My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn't met a coconut-throwing friend! π°π₯₯ Now that's what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! π #CoconutsForTheWin" Related Funny Posts π€ He thinks Iβm so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books. Maybe thereβs an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you donβt know. Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions. My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.