My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn't met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that's what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters. Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.
