Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.