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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.