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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “…

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “…

Commentary:
Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comparison, eating, field, food, food comparison, french, french fry, fry, grass, humor, husband, rabbit, saw, sitting, yard on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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