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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.