Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.
  • I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.
  • How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?
  • Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
  • Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.
  • Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.