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Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! 🍹🌿 Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? 😉 #DrunkPlantTroubles

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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2 months ago

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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2 months ago

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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2 months ago

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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5 months ago

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Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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3 weeks ago

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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2 months ago

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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60 shares on Slack this month:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

70 shares on X this month:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

28 shares on Threads this month:

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

40 shares on Slack this month:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

93 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Trending via TikTok:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Making waves on Slack:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

My brain has too many tabs open.

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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