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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”