My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.