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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! 🍹🌿 Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? 😉 #DrunkPlantTroubles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged direction, drunk, gardening, growing, humor, nature, plant, silliness on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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