My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. Posted onSep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes. So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000 If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks. Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off. I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.