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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.