My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a burie… Commentary:"Who needs a boring 401(k) when you've got a treasure map and a sense of adventure?! 🗺️💰 Retirement goals set to 'X marks the spot' level! ⛏️✨#PirateLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right? My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music. My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s. I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan. My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.
