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Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Just shared via WeChat:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Spotted on Reddit:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Spotted on TikTok:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Making waves on YouTube:

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Spotted on Threads:

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

3 months ago

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88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

41 shares on Messenger this month:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

At least life has music.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Spotted on Twitch:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Just landed via Telegram:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Live now on Facebook:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Live now on Threads:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Trending via WeChat:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Spotted on X:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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