Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
  • Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.
  • Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?
  • The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.
  • The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.
  • My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.