My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off. My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.