Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
- When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
- My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.
- Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”
- Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
