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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

95 shares on Threads this month:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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