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  • Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.
  • Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.
  • Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.
  • My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
  • Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
  • If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.