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"Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it ๐๐ฅช It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"
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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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