My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I wa…

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it 😂🥪 It’s a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!”

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