My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.
