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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I w…

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I w…

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it 😂🥪 It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakfast, craving, eating, food, humor, i, mood, moods, sandwich, wishing on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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