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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.