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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.