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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

77 shares on Threads this month:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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