Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNever make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job. Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good? Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.
