“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.