“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

"New recipe" is code for "less content, but worse ingredients".

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When someone says “new recipe,” brace yourself for disappointment – it’s basically code for “less bang for your buck.” 🍽️ Less content, worse ingredients – it’s like getting a fancy looking fruitcake only to find out it’s actually made of raisins and regrets. 😆#RecipeForDisaster

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