No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

No, he didn't ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Commentary:
“Looks like you didn’t just drop the mic, you dropped a whole speechless bomb! 💣🙊 Who knew your charm could have such lasting effects? 😂 #SpeechlessForever”

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