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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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