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Ah, the bittersweet truth of nostalgia: when even reminiscing isn't as satisfying as it once was 🕰️✨ Perhaps it's just like an old song on repeat, losing a bit of its magic with each play 🎶😅 Let's cherish the memories, even if they come with a side of "it was better back then" nostalgia goggles! 🌟🤔

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Men are very good at being women lately.

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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