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Funny quotes » Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.
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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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