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Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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Live now on Snapchat:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Spotted on Messenger:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Shared recently on X:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Making waves on Facebook:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

Making waves on Reddit:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Trending via Reddit:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

1 month ago

Playful quote about mastering the awkward facing dog yoga pose with humor.

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Commentary:
Well, "awkward facing dog" sounds like the perfect match for a Monday morning yoga session 🧘‍♂️🐶! Who needs perfection when you can have a pose that truly captures the essence of a Monday? Keep rockin' that awkwardness with pride! 🌟 #YogaAintEasy

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65 shares on TikTok this month:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

14 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Spotted on TikTok:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Trending via WeChat:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Seen just now on Threads:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Just shared via YouTube:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Breaking via Reddit:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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