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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Well, "awkward facing dog" sounds like the perfect match for a Monday morning yoga session ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ! Who needs perfection when you can have a pose that truly captures the essence of a Monday? Keep rockin' that awkwardness with pride! ๐ŸŒŸ #YogaAintEasy



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