Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich. I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.