Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Posted onMar 17, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved. Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes. Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out. At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.