Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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How do I un-know people?

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.