Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 7, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes. Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat? Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.