Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.
  • Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.
  • I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.
  • Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
  • Changing your mind is an underrated activity.
  • I got bills. They’re multiplying.