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"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Keep the laugh going 😂

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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