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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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Have you ever โ€œaccidentallyโ€ eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Playful quote about the humility of karaoke birthday singing sessions.

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"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽ‚ It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' ๐Ÿ˜‰ #KaraokeProblems"



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