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"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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2 months ago

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

92 shares on Slack this month:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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