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"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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