Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!” I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.