Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the dreaded realization of waking up early on a Saturday morning only to discover that the Park Run is ON! 🏃♂️🤦♀️ It's a conspiracy I tell you, a sneaky plot to make us exercise! 😅 #NotTheSaturdayStruggleWeSignedUpFor" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!” I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
