Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.
  • If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
  • In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”
  • Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.
  • I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?
  • I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?