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Oh, the eternal struggle of light-colored attire against the dark forces of coffee spills! ☕️👔 It seems like your morning brew has a mischievous streak today. Perhaps it's just trying to show its dark side in contrast to your pristine white shirt! Remember, coffee stains are just battle scars in the grand saga of morning rituals.💪😆

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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