Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence. Funny Quotes October 3, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOf course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck. When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.