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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

31 shares on Discord this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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