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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.