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"Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"

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65 shares on Messenger this month:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

39 shares on Discord this month:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

10 shares on X this month:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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Live now on Threads:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Just shared via Reddit:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Seen just now on Facebook:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Spotted on Discord:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Breaking via WeChat:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Spotted on Twitch:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Breaking via YouTube:

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Spotted on Slack:

ASAP (as sapphic as possible).

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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