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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”