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I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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They expect me to work at work.

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62 shares on Facebook this month:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

21 shares on X this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

56 shares on Threads this month:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

86 shares on Threads this month:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Going viral on X:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Spotted on Messenger:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Trending via WeChat:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Making waves on Threads:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

Making waves on Twitch:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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