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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.