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"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"

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73 shares on Telegram this month:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

20 shares on Threads this month:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Seen just now on Discord:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Seen just now on X:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Just shared via Instagram:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Spotted on Facebook:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Going bananas on Threads:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

Just landed via Facebook:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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