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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Spotted on Instagram:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Shared recently on WeChat:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Just landed via Twitch:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Just shared via Pinterest:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Going bananas on Slack:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Live now on Snapchat:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Breaking via Messenger:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Breaking via X:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Making waves on Twitch:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Making waves on Messenger:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Just landed via Telegram:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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