Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.
  • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.
  • Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.
  • Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
  • I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.
  • A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.