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  • My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”
  • My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.
  • Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.
  • It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
  • Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.
  • Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”