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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Jan 23, 2025

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Social Media Log 💫

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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Trending via Discord:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Making waves on Facebook:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Trending via Telegram:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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