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  • Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.
  • My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.
  • The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”
  • Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.