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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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