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"Shhh…the library isn't ready for these sick beats! 🤫🎤 Let's keep the quiet quirkiness and the boom bap separate, folks. Or maybe we can start a new trend: Beatboxing in the Biblioteca! 🎧📚 #QuietPlease #BeatsNotBooks"

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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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