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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.