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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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"Remember, you hold the keys to your own sanity 🗝️ Keep those keys hidden like they're a winning lottery ticket to avoid craziness winding up in your passenger seat! 🚗😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, control, crazy, drive, humor, keys, life, life advice, people on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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← Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity. Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt. →

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