Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.
  • And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
  • Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.
  • Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.
  • Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.
  • If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”