People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs opposites when you can find someone to be double the chaos with? 🤪🤪 It’s like having a partner in crime, except the crime is being overwhelmingly annoying together! 😜👯♂️ #DoubleTrouble #CrazyLove" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist. I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying. When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late. I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.