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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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