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  • Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
  • There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.
  • If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.
  • If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?
  • Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.
  • You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.