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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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