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Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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