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Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I disagree with my politics.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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Trending via Threads:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Just landed via YouTube:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Just landed via Messenger:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Humorous text pondering where people without dishwashers bump their shins.
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"Seriously, where do they bang their shins? 😂 Maybe on the sink, in the oven, or even on the cat! 🐈 Either way, dishwashers are shin's best friend! 💥🍽 #ShinStruggles"

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45 shares on Discord this month:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

92 shares on X this month:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Going viral on Slack:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Spotted on Telegram:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Just shared via Reddit:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Going viral on Slack:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Freshly posted on X:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Going viral on Telegram:

I have friends in high places (birds).

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